Every once in a while an invention comes along that makes you wonder how we ever survived without it. Such is the “dialectizer” which converts web pages into redneck, jive, Swedish chef and a number of other “dialects”. Here is a story on the BBC website converted into Cockney:
The bloomin' government's top doctor 'as criticised the man at the chuffin' centre of the MMR controversy, init?
"If the paper 'ad never been published, ffen we wouldn't 'ave 'ad the controversy, we wouldn't 'ave 'ad the seed of doubts sewn in parents minds wich 'as caused a completely false loss of confidence in a vaccine that 'as Chas'n'Daved millions of children's lives 'round the chuffin' world," said Sir Liam.